The Federal Republic of Eurasianes is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 195 million Eurasianman are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eurasianman economy, worth 17.2 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,229 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dictators have dubbed Eurasianes the land of lunatics, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and the countryside smells faintly of barbecue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasianes's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eurasianes is ranked 69,302^nd in the world and 205^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,491.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.