The Colony of Eurasia33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.478 billion Eurasia33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eurasia33ian economy, worth 496 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,318 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eurasia33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Eurasia33 is ranked 20,631^st in the world and 2^nd in Eurasia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,419.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.