The Dominion of Euioa is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 16.413 billion Euioans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duck City. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Euioan economy, worth 629 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,383 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Euioa in an international press conference, airport security is provided by private companies, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is well under control. Euioa's national animal is the sheep.

Euioa is ranked 132,065^th in the world and 2^nd in euoia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,218.46 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.