The Kingdom of Etuaria is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 431 million Etuarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Etuarian economy, worth 41.1 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,400 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etuaria's national animal is the Lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Etuaria is ranked 134,164^th in the world and 30^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,421.84 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.