The Federal Republic of Estovar is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Wurst with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 918 million Estons are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brescia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eston economy, worth 105 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,883 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estovar's national animal is the pidgeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estovar is ranked 227,551^st in the world and 6^th in Restoros for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 200.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.