The Queen's State of Estado de Rondonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.843 billion Estado de Rondonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The thriving Estado de Rondonian economy, worth 370 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,383 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Estado de Rondonia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estado de Rondonia is ranked 93,385^th in the world and 4^th in Saxony Anhalt for Most Primitive, scoring 7.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.