The Fußo Republic of Equidistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 戦場ヶ原西住江利冷佐 with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.383 billion Equidistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 京文場合. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Equidistanian economy, worth 337 trillion Equiens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 141,519 Equiens, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equidistan's national animal is the Toth Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam Orthodox.

Equidistan is ranked 92,461^st in the world and 116^th in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,578.77 Standard Monetary Units.