The Changelings of Equestria empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Chrysalis with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.417 billion Equestria empireans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The large but inefficient Equestria empirean economy, worth 137 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,843 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, major cities run on potato batteries, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Equestria empire's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equestria empire's national animal is the parrot.

Equestria empire is ranked 12,599^th in the world and 1^st in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Primitive, scoring 90 on the Scary Big Number Scale.