The Constitutional Monarchy of Epyrovia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.088 billion Epyrovians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The powerhouse Epyrovian economy, worth 89.2 trillion Levias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,969 Levias, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill an Epyrovian can expect a strongly worded letter, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Epyrovia of supplying extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epyrovia's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Epyrovia is ranked 188,922^nd in the world and 35^th in Trica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 142.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.