The Commonwealth of NewOldLand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Georgio Brandino Mozzarella with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.046 billion NewOldLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewOldLandian economy, worth 728 trillion Francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,332 Francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NewOldLand's national animal is the Naked Mole rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NewOldLand is ranked 44,781^st in the world and 45^th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,771.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.