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Apes Together Strong
Most Influential: 4,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,664thMost Armed: 6,020th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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NewOldLand

Population1.34 billion

LeaderGeorgio Brandino Mozzarella

CurrencyFranco
AnimalNaked Mole rat

The Commonwealth of NewOldLand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Georgio Brandino Mozzarella with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.34 billion NewOldLandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewOldLandian economy, worth 165 trillion Francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 123,371 Francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, Georgio Brandino Mozzarella is called 'Patches' at international summits, and NewOldLand's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NewOldLand's national animal is the Naked Mole rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NewOldLand is ranked 19,625th in the world and 11th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,068.04 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Influential: 4,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,664thMost Armed: 6,020thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,176thLargest Retail Industry: 10,127thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,436thMost Inclusive: 18,570thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,083rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,212thMost Developed: 20,460thSmartest Citizens: 20,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,900thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,625thHighest Average Incomes: 24,696thHighest Food Quality: 24,953rd
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewOldLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : NewOldLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Following new legislation in NewOldLand, NewOldLand's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in NewOldLand, Georgio Brandino Mozzarella is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in NewOldLand, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in NewOldLand, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in NewOldLand, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in NewOldLand, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Francoes on liquor and tobacco.
  • : NewOldLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : NewOldLand was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Bezar.

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