The Devolved Protectorate of Enuo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Lunnen with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.606 billion Enuoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oune. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Enuoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Szchequinns a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,519 Szchequinns, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Enuo has found 1 easter egg), homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enuo's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Shih.

Enuo is ranked 257,680^th in the world and 12^th in The Most Gilt Republics for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,392.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.