The Incorporated States of Entropy Squad V is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.205 billion Entropy Squad Vians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Entropy Squad Vian economy, worth 372 trillion Entropies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,044 Entropies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, every workday begins with group therapy, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entropy Squad V's national animal is the Soul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entropy Squad V is ranked 51,441^st in the world and 367^th in eta for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,121.67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.