The Incorporated States of Entropy Squad III is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.178 billion Entropy Squad IIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Entropy Squad IIIian economy, worth 399 trillion Entropies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,755 Entropies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entropy Squad III's national animal is the Soul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entropy Squad III is ranked 297,887^th in the world and 4,939^th in eta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 18.33 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.