The Republic of Eneko is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.095 billion Enekoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The thriving Enekoan economy, worth 596 trillion Headpats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,571 Headpats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,677 per year while the poor average 18,105, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Eneko in an international press conference, Eneko has designated Eneko City as its capital city, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eneko's national animal is the Little Nya, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eneko is ranked 219,966^th in the world and 57^th in Catgirls World for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.