The Virtuous Federal Kingdom of Enchanted Ocean is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 872 million Enchanted Oceanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dauphin. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Enchanted Oceanian economy, worth 25.7 trillion Crown Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,477 Crown Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Enchanted Oceanians, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enchanted Ocean's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Enchanted Ocean is ranked 276,454^th in the world and 15^th in Aeterna Regnum for Highest Drug Use, scoring 32.87 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.