The Republic of EMLoP is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.802 billion EMLoPians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient EMLoPian economy, worth 521 trillion notes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,137 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EMLoP's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EMLoP is ranked 36,484^th in the world and 2^nd in The Land Of Anarchy for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.