The Emirate of Emirans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Emir with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.906 billion Emirans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emira. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Emiransian economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion Emirs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,418 Emirs, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Emirans has designated Emira as its capital city, and The Emir has just been declared ruler of Emirans in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Emirans's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Emirans is ranked 239,561^st in the world and 4^th in TPOT for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.