The Republic of Ember B is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 4.958 billion Ember Bians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Ember Bian economy, worth 215 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,516 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ember B's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ember B is ranked 182,885^th in the world and 2^nd in Puppet Storage for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.