The People's Federation of Emakera is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Abede-Nego Manfredini Guimarães Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, conspicuous electricity pylons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 21.48 billion Emakerans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paço. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emakeran economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion Dinheiroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,504 Dinheiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, one of the most popular models in Emakera has a scarred face and one working eye, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emakera's national animal is the Snow Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emakera is ranked 189,365^th in the world and 179^th in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 184.04 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.