The Republic of Emaho is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.094 billion Emahoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Emahoan economy, worth 335 trillion Colored Papers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,245 Colored Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, Emahoan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emaho's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emaho is ranked 118,943^rd in the world and 48^th in Hive for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.73 kickbacks per hour.