The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eltran Army Generals with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.421 billion Eltran Gunners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eltran Artillery Range. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The very strong Eltran Artillery economy, worth 163 trillion Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,400 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Eltran Army Generals, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eltran Artillery Division's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Eltran Artillery Division is ranked 50,438^th in the world and 21^st in Fukuoka for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.1 kickbacks per hour.