The Republic of Eldarath is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 781 million Eldarathians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The strong Eldarathian economy, worth 50.4 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,591 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldarath's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Eldarath is ranked 200,856^th in the world and 5^th in Saiki for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 353.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.