The Republic of El Timoros is a large, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 163 million El Timorosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant El Timorosian economy, worth 1.01 trillion Big Tims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 6,218 Big Tims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Timoros's national animal is the Timorian Mustard Blud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Timoros is ranked 289,317^th in the world and 8^th in EVIL Timoria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.