The San Gabriel Valley City of El Monte is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jessica Ancona with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.457 billion El Monteans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 11333 Valley Blvd El Monte. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The strong El Monte economy, worth 428 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,513 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the military has gone fission for more funding, Eagles that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Monte's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Los Angeles County.

El Monte is ranked 160,186^th in the world and 38^th in The Cities of Southern California for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.13 law-abiding acts per hour.