The Fairly ancient puppet of El1tE is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 4.164 billion El1tEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The very strong El1tEian economy, worth 124 trillion brown blobs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 29,792 brown blobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El1tE's national animal is the blob.

El1tE is ranked 115,678^th in the world and 2^nd in Minecraft End Highlands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,599.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.