Population | 12.371 billion |
Capital | Royal Funland |
Leader | King Maxim III |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | silver sonn |
Animal | lion |
The Kingdom of Ejorike is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.371 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 5,071 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 409,919 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,835,106 per year while the poor average 3,743, a ratio of 1,024 to 1.
Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Ejorike is ranked 292,662nd in the world and 32nd in Krillin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.88 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, King Maxim III often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Ejorike offered the words "peace be upon you".
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Ejorike, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.