The Kingdom of Ejorike is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.001 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Royal Palace Garden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 6,037 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,216 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,036,134 per year while the poor average 3,915, a ratio of 1,030 to 1.

Indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, and casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ejorike is ranked 14,016^th in the world and 4^th in Krillin for Most Conservative, scoring 87.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.