The Kingdom of Ejorike is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Maxim III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.708 billion Ejorikeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Royal Palace Garden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejorikean economy, worth a remarkable 8,092 trillion silver sonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 456,989 silver sonns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,278,571 per year while the poor average 4,134, a ratio of 1,034 to 1.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and Ejorikean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ejorike's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ejorike is ranked 561^st in the world and 1^st in Krillin for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 12,866.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.