The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.6 billion Ejolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 8,405 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 451,921 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and the Bunker City Film Festival recently voted 'Ejolandian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ejoland is ranked 1,787^th in the world and 2^nd in Krillin for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29,127.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.