The Emergency Government of Ejivickia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Aleksandra Kedr with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 2.703 billion Ejivickians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faraveps. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ejivickian economy, worth 323 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,570 zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and visitors often wonder about the new red dartboard in President Aleksandra Kedr's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejivickia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ejivickia is ranked 185,038^th in the world and 1^st in Urfinia for Largest Populations, with 2.70 billion capita.