The Reformed Kingdom of Eivlun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Antoraxis with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.508 billion Eivlunii are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinnar. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eivluna economy, worth 727 trillion edas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,902 edas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eivlun's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Reverence.

Eivlun is ranked 331,809^th in the world and 44^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.