The Kingdom of Ehfehe is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 349 million Ehfeheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.

The Ehfehean economy, worth 22.0 trillion rubols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,937 rubols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ehfehe's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ehfehe is ranked 82,714^th in the world and 1^st in Clone Saturn for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,214.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.