The Green Land of Eggtowne is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.251 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth 964 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,766 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 2,337^th in the world and 1^st in Eggland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,403.81 pounds of wildlife per square mile.