The Crowned Republic of Eggplant Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Aubergine with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 16.235 billion Eggplant Republicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brinjal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Eggplant Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,705 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, military spending is on the increase, anti-government web sites are springing up, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eggplant Republic's national animal is the Courageous Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is VeggieTales.

Eggplant Republic is ranked 64,680^th in the world and 1^st in Purple Reign for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,389.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.