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Largest Retail Industry: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 277thFattest Citizens: 623rd
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Dealmaker
Parking Enforcement
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Edge Hill

Population8.508 billion

CapitalInnsmouth
LeaderSupreme Benthic Father
FaithThe Esoteric Order of Dagon

CurrencyTithe
AnimalCephalopod

The Dominion of Edge Hill is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Benthic Father with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.508 billion Hillerites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsmouth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hillerite economy, worth a remarkable 3,745 trillion Tithes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 440,245 Tithes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,757,716 per year while the poor average 29,787, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Supreme Benthic Father accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edge Hill's national animal is the Cephalopod, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Esoteric Order of Dagon.

Edge Hill is ranked 985th in the world and 1st in The Community for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 106,809.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 277thFattest Citizens: 623rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 637thMost Corrupt Governments: 679thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 917thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 935thHighest Average Incomes: 941stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 985thMost Devout: 1,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,273rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,402ndLargest Black Market: 2,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,518thMost Avoided: 2,627thMost Efficient Economies: 2,769thRudest Citizens: 2,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,168thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,288thTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 3,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,843rdLargest Governments: 3,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,390thMost Cultured: 4,398thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,798thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,366thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,174thHighest Economic Output: 7,144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,605thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,920thSmartest Citizens: 20,565thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,075thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 30,095th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Edge Hill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Edge Hill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Edge Hill's influence in The Community rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Edge Hill's influence in The Community fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Edge Hill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Edge Hill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Edge Hill's influence in The Community rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Edge Hill, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
  • : Edge Hill was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, the Top 5% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Edge Hill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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