The Kingdom of Ebonic Coast is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Jango Illa'adoma II with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.658 billion Ebonics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rugos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonic economy, worth 480 trillion Jurlli Dunks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,994 Jurlli Dunks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,408 per year while the poor average 12,873, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

The mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ebonic stage setups, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Jurlli Dunks to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebonic Coast's national animal is the West Tropical Iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Indigoism.

Ebonic Coast is ranked 151,725^th in the world and 87^th in Aceon for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 73.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.