The Committee of Eau douce is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.504 billion Eau douceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blancbourg. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eau doucean economy, worth 174 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 115,778 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eau douce's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eau douce is ranked 170,732^nd in the world and 220^th in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,030.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.