Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos
Population | 13.586 billion |
Capital | Roosium |
Leader | King Bruce |
Faith | Aethism |
Currency | Eastern southern north kangaroo pound |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Human Killing Kangaroos of Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Bruce with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.586 billion Eastern southern north HMML kangaroosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roosium. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Eastern southern north HMML kangaroosian economy, worth 360 trillion Eastern southern north kangaroo pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 26,559 Eastern southern north kangaroo pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aethism.
Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos is ranked 249,794th in the world and 456th in Chicken overlords for Most Average, scoring 26.38 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
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- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Voloskia 1, infecting 99 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Stationary.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 3 million survivors.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 4 million survivors.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 7 million survivors.
- : Eastern southern north HMML kangaroos was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 6 million survivors.