Population | 26.73 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | privy cound chairman |
Currency | juno aurum |
Animal | quick pink fox |
The District of East Timor State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy cound chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.73 billion East Timor Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The very strong East Timor Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,472 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,562 per year while the poor average 2,335, a ratio of 126 to 1.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, East Timor State has designated District City as its capital city, Privy cound chairman has just been declared ruler of East Timor State in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. East Timor State's national animal is the quick pink fox.
East Timor State is ranked 34,896th in the world and 2nd in East Timor for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,889.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Timor State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Most Avoided, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Valuable International Artwork, and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and Pleadrotta.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and Nelumbo.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and Soviet Spawn.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and Modorra.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and Napoli.
- : East Timor State proposed constructing embassies between East Timor and Quezon city.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and The Atlantic Islands.
- : East Timor State proposed constructing embassies between East Timor and Kaituma.
- : East Timor State agreed to construct embassies between East Timor and True Waskaria.