The ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ of East Chimore is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Aristophana with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.454 billion East Chimoreans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East Chimorean economy, worth a remarkable 3,142 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,365 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Chimore is ranked 1,472^nd in the world and 1^st in Lair of the Dragon for Most Developed, scoring 98.25 on the Human Development Index.