Population | 3.641 billion |
Currency | Random |
Animal | Random |
The Free Land of Earwen is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.641 billion Earwenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Earwenian economy, worth 254 trillion Randoms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,879 Randoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earwen's national animal is the Random, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Earwen is ranked 90,954th in the world and 23rd in Valandor for Most Stationary, with 498.55677814568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Earwen's influence in Valandor rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Earwen's influence in Valandor rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in Earwen, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Earwen, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Earwen, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.