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Earwen
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,711thSafest: 17,456thMost Pacifist: 23,640th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Earwen

Population3.641 billion

CurrencyRandom
AnimalRandom

The Free Land of Earwen is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.641 billion Earwenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Earwenian economy, worth 254 trillion Randoms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,879 Randoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earwen's national animal is the Random, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Earwen is ranked 90,954th in the world and 23rd in Valandor for Most Stationary, with 498.55677814568 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,711thTop
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Safest: 17,456thMost Pacifist: 23,640thNicest Citizens: 27,927thBest Weather: 28,527thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,905th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Earwen's influence in Valandor rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Earwen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Earwen's influence in Valandor rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Earwen, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Earwen, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Earwen, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.

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