The Queendom of Earth Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.722 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earth Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,299 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,680 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Earth Dragonia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Earth Dragonia is ranked 282,467^th in the world and 497^th in The Rejected Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.