Population | 5.838 billion |
Capital | Cacophonia |
Leader | Imperator Joe Average XVIII |
Faith | Joeism |
Currency | Decibel |
Animal | Joeaveragian Pike |
The Free Democratic Democracy of Ear Exploder 9000 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Joe Average XVIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.838 billion Earexplodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacophonia. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Earexplodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion Decibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,859 Decibels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ear Exploder 9000's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joeism.
Ear Exploder 9000 is ranked 119,046th in the world and 279th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,137.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Armed Republic of An orphan.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Avoided and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 endorsed The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 lost the endorsement of The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ear Exploder 9000, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » Grimmywelsh, Alski, Free Land of Rebellium, Evertopia, Namakan, Wysrod, Killettland, The African Emirates, Macrasetia, Faradova, Cathamye, Kaprein, Ilfarasia, Pavaro, Kanycta, Puffandria, Jaegerpondonia, Dustwind, Better Indonesia, Seranis, Chip Skylark, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Medetas, Creeptopia, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Nami Bays, United federation of kurdistan, Samonaemia, Second Peenadian, Strigberg, Herfenzir, The Democratic State Of Josora, Wischland, Aquachromia, Arr, Dreyas, Milanisca, The Soylent Green Party, DetroitSmash, Mastodonia, Colonel Terrosit, Old Atlantica, The Unidet Of Life, Seantonia, Franconia and Bavaria, Raskana, The Snake Brotherhood, Republic of Libriano, Danyl, and 45 others.Vallis Poenina, Palman, Geolapo, Ishkabibber, Gewisse, Treeford, Maalemzya, Sillitopia, Coreras, Taiqar, Greater Sus, Bear Nation, Tausend Seen, Greater Theowherveld, New Veemaa, New Dracora, Western Oceania, Astrobolt, Venvee Republic, Kyrizstanislav, Volsordia, Republic of Ash-Land, Javaterra, Mesyeti, The Galactic American Imperium, Aeuternitas, United States of Island land, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, QuazaFire, Tawilasha, Runairan, Defendington, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Creberg, Zebastani, Guyana Francese, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, New Kowloon Bay, An orphan, and Eastern Tamuppy.