The Kleptocracy of Eaglais Bhreac is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Salad with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.201 billion Eaglais Bhreacians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallenkirk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The powerhouse Eaglais Bhreacian economy, worth a remarkable 4,150 trillion Drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,359 Drams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 968,844 per year while the poor average 3,582, a ratio of 270 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Caesar Salad's fingers, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eaglais Bhreac's national animal is the Sabre Tooth Lobster, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Eaglais Bhreac is ranked 211,091^st in the world and 8^th in League of Sovereign Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 455.29 pounds of wildlife per square mile.