The Kingdom of Eaerin is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 877 million Eaerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabiona. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eaerinian economy, worth 52.8 trillion Pents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,245 Pents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Eaerin's new capital, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eaerin's national animal is the Blue Breasted Goobi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eaerin is ranked 142,158^th in the world and 1^st in Aglactic Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 938.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.