The 6-star Splash Caster of E2 Mostima is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.485 billion E2 Mostimen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laterano. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient E2 Mostiman economy, worth 54.5 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,693 ★★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Mostima's national animal is the Undisclosed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

E2 Mostima is ranked 147,321^st in the world and 16^th in Penguin Logistics for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,540.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.