The Republic of E2 Hellagur is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.484 billion E2 Hellagurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient E2 Hellagurian economy, worth 46.8 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,542 ★★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime is moderate. E2 Hellagur's national animal is the Hippogryph, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

E2 Hellagur is ranked 93,413^th in the world and 4^th in Ursus for Largest Black Market, with 2.89 trillion Standard Monetary Units.