The 5-star Protector Defender of E2 Bison is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 1.871 billion E2 Bisonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lungmen. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The E2 Bisonian economy, worth 77.6 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,462 ★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, a speech a day keeps climate change away, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Bison's national animal is the Forte.

E2 Bison is ranked 104,494^th in the world and 7^th in Penguin Logistics for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.