| Population | 3.296 billion |
| Capital | Chicago Mercantile Exchange |
| Currency | dollars |
| Animal | contract |
The Republic of E-mini SP 500 Future is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.296 billion E-mini SP 500 Futureans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming E-mini SP 500 Futurean economy, worth 397 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,635 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and E-mini SP 500 Future has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E-mini SP 500 Future's national animal is the contract, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
E-mini SP 500 Future is ranked 60,009th in the world and 101st in OTC Markets for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,685.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, E-mini SP 500 Future has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.

























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