Population | 25.43 billion |
Capital | Væbauron Prime |
Leader | Eetrab the Unspoken |
Faith | Corporatism |
Currency | Hopes and Dreams of Everyday People |
Animal | The The |
The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.43 billion Idiots enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 14,366 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 564,942 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,291,403 per year while the poor average 5,084, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, The The is one of the most popular forenames in Dyzistrolux, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.
Dyzistrolux is ranked 10,380th in the world and 1st in Eetrador for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,726.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.
- : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, The The is one of the most popular forenames in Dyzistrolux.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.