The Big Towers of Dyubai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Capitalist with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.208 billion Dyubaians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dollartown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dyubaian economy, worth 778 trillion big bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 242,805 big bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,183,119 per year while the poor average 3,384, a ratio of 645 to 1.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, the Dollartown Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, MANTIS-SHRIMP-9000 was recently crowned the chess-boxing champion of Dyubai, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyubai's national animal is the foreign worker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fat Stacks.

Dyubai is ranked 92,882^nd in the world and 11^th in Panama Papers for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,157.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.